Thursday, October 29, 2009
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How can a student pass?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days.
has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &
swallowing)-means 30days.
Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
"How can a student pass ?????"
Couple Joke
A couple went to the sex therapists office at Hospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse," and charged them Rs.300.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and
Then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
And we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my
house.
Cinnamon Grand (Hotel)charges Rs. 10,000, Taj(Hotel) charges
Rs.7,000,Galadari(Hotel) charges Rs.6000.
We do it here for Rs.300
and I get that back from Medical Claim ..............
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